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thecimmerian reviewed The Boy Wonder #1 May 7, 2024
3.0

Why was this a black label book? There is nothing here to warrant the labeling. This is pretty much.....nothing. A look back at how Damian & Dick came to be with his dad with a little Clayface and Batgirl thrown in for fun??? Filler garbage with art that's beyond subpar for this property. Clayface looks good and a few other poses of certain characters but this art style just doesn't fit a bat more

The Boy Wonder #1

By: Juni Ba
Released: May 8, 2024

The young prince Damian Wayne was raised to be the heir to the fearsome League of Assassins--to follow in the footsteps of his deadly mother, Talia, and the Demon's Head himself, his grandfather Ra's al Ghul. But everything changed when his father, the Batman, reclaimed him and brought him back to Gotham City. As Robin, young Damian suddenly discov...

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thecimmerian reviewed Birds of Prey #9 May 7, 2024
2.5

"No fighting. Swearsies." This one piece of dialogue tells you everything you need to know about this book. Who the f*** is this for? Why do they keep shoveling this garbage out month after month? Sigh. The writing and art are abysmal, swearsies!

Birds of Prey #9

By: Kelly Thompson, Jonathan Case
Released: May 8, 2024

If the Birds of Prey have one mission, it's protect Barbara Gordon at all costs, and that mission is...not going great. Dinah and her team search for Barbara in this strange new world that seems specifically designed to trip them up. Many mysteries lurk in the dark of this world, and some of them don't even want to kill you...probably.

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Reader86 reviewed Man's Best #1 May 4, 2024
4.0

A choppy and scattered start for Man's Best, with sanctimonious and complacent dialogue coming from the humans, while the animals quarrel with each other, desperate for some characterization, and with very limited success. Then the animals go about destroying stuff they don't understand, making the dialogue at the beginning even more sour. I'm sure the plot will justify their actions but it fails more

Man's Best #1

By: Pornsak Pichetshote, Jesse Lonergan
Released: Feb 21, 2024

Homeward Bound on an alien planet, Man's Best follows three emotional support pets living on the Starship Horizon - a spacecraft searching for a new planet to house a humanity compromised by bad decisions and corporate corruption.

But after the ship crashes and their crew is captured, these loyal pets are their owners' only hope. Outfitted...

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AmericanHealthcare reviewed Spider-Woman #7 May 6, 2024
6.5

In this issue, Jess pats herself on the back for being an excellent stealthy spy just before a big glowing zappy hulk apparently sneaks up on her. That's the high point of another round of endless samey thought narration about the past instead of things actually happening in the present and having no supporting cast, unifying theme, or anything really going on beyond Jess being bland and indeed no more

Spider-Woman #7

By: Steve Foxe, Ig Guara
Released: May 1, 2024

Following the shocking revelations about her son's fate, Spider-Woman has returned to her old stomping grounds of San Francisco...where she discovers that a brand-new group of young heroes have burst onto the scene! But why does Jess have a sinking feeling that there's more to these teens than meets the eye?
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Man's Best #1 May 4, 2024
7.5

This just didn't hit me like it obviously did for some others but I didn't hate it. I guess the idea of emotional support animals is kinda inane to me, so that took me out of it a bit, and the fact that she's so lovey dovey with them and there is such a hippie dippy feel to the characters but she shoves electrical gizmos into her "fur babies" brains and that's ok? IDK. Overall it's fine and I'l more

Man's Best #1

By: Pornsak Pichetshote, Jesse Lonergan
Released: Feb 21, 2024

Homeward Bound on an alien planet, Man's Best follows three emotional support pets living on the Starship Horizon - a spacecraft searching for a new planet to house a humanity compromised by bad decisions and corporate corruption.

But after the ship crashes and their crew is captured, these loyal pets are their owners' only hope. Outfitted...

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thecimmerian reviewed Space Ghost #1 May 2, 2024
8.0

Another IP that hasn't gotten any love in a while coming out as a comic and doing a damn decent job of entertaining me. The art is great and the story makes sense with a better plot and dialogue than I would have ever expected. Good stuff.

Space Ghost #1

By: David Pepose, Jonathan Lau
Released: May 1, 2024

Greed and corruption flourish in the darkness between stars. With the territories of the Galactic Federation spread far and wide across the vastness of space, pirates and hijackers ransack the distant colonies with cruel disregard for the innocent scientists living within them.

Yet there is a cosmic vigilante who metes out justice througho...

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8.0

Solid effort here. Deadpools quips hit more often than not and the art is amazing. Not the best ever but a fun little bloody issue.

Deadpool & Wolverine: WWIII #1

By: Joe Kelly, Adam Kubert
Released: May 1, 2024

WADE WILSON AND LOGAN AT THE ENDS OF THE EARTH - AND EACH OTHER'S THROATS!
The most intensely mismatched team-up in comics and pop culture - the best there is and the merc with the mouth - undergoes a radical change as we kick off a three-part, globe-spanning saga for the ages! The mysterious DELTA believes in change. Change is good. But as he...

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thecimmerian reviewed Blood Hunt #1 May 2, 2024
9.0

Not bad at all. A cool plan to darken the world that didn't make me roll my eyes, tons of action and some new villains make for a really decent event. Wanda was too much of a smart ass IMO and I would have loved to see Steve as the symbol transported away. I just can't see Sam or Bucky as Cap and probably never will. I didn't have much hope for this event as I think MacKay is spread too thin t more

Blood Hunt #1

By: Jed MacKay, Pepe Larraz
Released: May 1, 2024

THE BLOODIEST MARVEL EVENT EVER!
The skies have gone dark, the sun hiding its face from the carnage to come. The children of the night, the vampires, have risen from the dark and hidden places of the world as one to drown the Marvel Universe in blood. Earth's final night has fallen - can even the heroes of this doomed world stem the tide of bl...

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thecimmerian reviewed X-Men #34 May 1, 2024
4.0

I just don't know how one goes from Savage Avengers to......this. The art is good.

X-Men #34

By: Gerry Duggan, Joshua Cassara
Released: May 1, 2024

THE END IS NIGH!
The Krakoan Age is nearly at an end...and what might be the final battle of the heroes of Krakoa! One last stop before the fall and rise come to their conclusion...and everything changes!
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Harley Quinn Annual: 2024 Apr 30, 2024
4.0

This kind of writing in superhero books doesn't usually work. Harley Quinn is one of those few characters where it can work but no one seems to be able to do it well enough to be entertaining instead of eye rolling, mind numbing, and sad. Erica Henderson ain't the one. Art or writing, take your pick.

Harley Quinn Annual: 2024

By: Erica Henderson
Released: May 1, 2024

Toot toot! Ladies and germs, don't you just hate it when you bust your butt left and right with no reward? Whether you're devoted to a life of heroism, villainy, or regular-person-ism--everyone needs a break. Which is where the HARLEY QUINN 2024 ANNUAL comes in! 40 pages of luxurious luxury cruise-based comedy guaranteed to leave you feeling rested...

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thecimmerian reviewed Power Girl #8 Apr 30, 2024
2.0

How the hell is Power Girl top heavy when she's drawn to specifically de emphasize her tits? Please let slice of life die soon.

Power Girl #8

By: Leah Williams, Eduardo Pansica
Released: Apr 24, 2024

HOUSE OF BRAINIAC TIE-IN! After an unexpected attack by Brainiac and his army of Lobos, everyone who has power in Metropolis has been kidnapped and imprisoned. But fear not, our hero has avoided capture and is the lone super in a city of helpless civilians. Will she be up for the challenge? Or is a strange visitor about to turn her world upside-dow...

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thecimmerian reviewed Night Thrasher #3 Apr 26, 2024
7.0

The cover is amazing but it's the best thing about this book. Don't get me wrong, it's not bad at all it's just kinda boring. I would love it if this mini was a segue into a New Warriors series but it's just old Power Man stories retold.

Night Thrasher #3

By: J Holtham, Nelson Daniel
Released: Apr 24, 2024

NIGHT THRASHER versus SILHOUETTE!
In the wake of his battle with THE O.G., Night Thrasher is caught between the forces of law and order and some of his oldest and closest friends. Dwayne must find a way to keep Harlem from exploding into violence...even if it costs him everything!
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Duke #5 Apr 26, 2024
10

This finale is EPIC!!! If only other IP's were given this same care and attention. No slice of life bs here people, just magnificence on paper.

Duke #5

By: Joshua Williamson, Jordie Bellaire
Released: Apr 24, 2024

MINISERIES FINALE
Codename: G.I. Joe Is Here Duke has been betrayed by his allies and hunted by new enemies. The time has come for Duke to start fighting for something bigger than his country. Bigger than he ever could have imagined. Get ready for the last page shocker that no one will see coming!

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thecimmerian reviewed Duke #4 Apr 25, 2024
9.5

Does anyone know if that was supposed to be future slaughter's marauders member Mercer standing next to Destro or is that just wishful thinking?

Duke #4

By: Joshua Williamson, Jordie Bellaire
Released: Mar 27, 2024

Duke is close to discovering the truth about the alien robots that have landed on Earth.
  
But who-or what-is M.A.R.S.?

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thecimmerian reviewed Dick Tracy #1 Apr 25, 2024
8.0

Pretty decent stuff here. I prefer this to the new Zorro series because unlike that series this one isn't a new take on the character, it's just who Dick Tracy has always been. Too many times we get a resurgence of a property and the assigned writer feels they have to reinvent the wheel. Sometimes it works but just as often it simply falls flat. I think this was the best approach for such an o more

Dick Tracy #1

By: Alex Segura, Geraldo Borges
Released: Apr 24, 2024

DICK TRACY RETURNS IN A NEW ONGOING SERIES FROM MAD CAVE!
A new era for the iconic detective starts here, from bestselling and acclaimed authors Alex Segura and Michael Moreci, as an all-new, noir-infused chapter in the Dick Tracy legacy kicks off with superstar artist Geraldo Borges.
In the aftermath of World War II, the country stands fro...

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thecimmerian reviewed Ultimate Spider-Man #4 Apr 25, 2024
9.0

Ughh. The art change should have been up to the previous issues standards but here it's really just run of the mill. That being said I really enjoyed this book and it basically crawled at a snails pace but I think we needed this issue to really understand some of the new characters (and yes I consider all these familiar faces new because this is a totally different ball game). We are expected t more

Ultimate Spider-Man #4

By: Jonathan Hickman, David Messina
Released: Apr 24, 2024

WHO IS THE GREEN GOBLIN?
Peter Parker's secret life starts fraying the edges of his personal life! J. Jonah Jameson and Ben Parker's pursuit of truth - or, at least, the news - stirs unrest with the world at large... And now that Spider-Man may not have to operate alone, the real work of rebuilding this corrupt world can begin!
Rated T

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thecimmerian reviewed G.O.D.S. #7 Apr 24, 2024
10

One of the few big two books I'm willing to pay $5 for. Aside from Ultimate Spider-Man, this is the best series Marvel is putting out and I'm afraid it won't get the recognition it deserves because everyone is buying shit like Amazing Spider-Man and X-Men instead.

G.O.D.S. #7

By: Jonathan Hickman, Valerio Schiti
Released: Apr 24, 2024

Dimitri is an orphan who was born in the Cosmodrome. Out there somewhere is what he's been looking for his whole life. The way in is the way through. All you have to do is listen for the signal.
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Wonder Woman #8 Apr 19, 2024
2.5

I heard about this issue and HAD to read it and yeah, it's one of King's worst. Damn I miss Greg Rucka. Put simply this is cliche bullshit. The Sovereign is an old man who is incompetent apparently cause he's done NOTHING in this run. Is that what King wants to tell us all, that the patriarchy has no real power beyond what we give it? Dear Lord. Wonder Woman is a stereotypical housewife again. W more

Wonder Woman #8

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Apr 17, 2024

WONDER WOMAN VS. THE SOVEREIGN! After being captured by a team of villains, Diana finds herself at the mercy of the scariest of them all. Unbeknownst to our hero, the Sovereign has been pulling her strings since the very beginning of our tale, and now it's time for her to see the world his way as she falls under the influence of the Lasso of Lies! ...

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8.0

Not much happens here but it's all building to something and for $2.99 I think this is a pretty damn good deal. I like detective stories and this one is just fine for some downtime reading.

Sam and Twitch: Case Files #2

By: Todd McFarlane, Szymon Kudranski
Released: Apr 17, 2024

The hunt for a murderer brings to light an old case our two distinguished detectives thought long closed. Could there be a missing connection?

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thecimmerian reviewed Kill Your Darlings #8 Apr 18, 2024
10

I just read the entire series based on the reviews for this issue and I must say this was amazing. You will fall in love with Rose or Elliott...or both if that's how you roll lol. You will cry and cheer and just be happy to be a comic fan after reading this epic conclusion. Truly fantastic.

Kill Your Darlings #8

By: Ethan S. Parker, John J. Hill
Released: Apr 17, 2024

SERIES FINALE
The gruesome saga of Rose and the Girl Who Wouldn't Burn comes to its thrilling conclusion in this EPIC, DOUBLE-LENGTH FINAL ISSUE of KILL YOUR DARLINGS.

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thecimmerian reviewed Spider-Woman #6 Apr 18, 2024
4.0

Star is trash. Foxe has her saying she's not a bad person so many times then has her do bad things. Yeah, super funny Steve. Jess talks about going off the tracks then Star happens to blow up the bridge Jess is looking at...again, super funny (eye roll). Star causes tons of destruction that she didn't care about before as long as she got Jessica Drew then doesn't get her when she has the chance more

Spider-Woman #6

By: Steve Foxe, Ig Guara
Released: Apr 17, 2024

SAN FRANCISCO BOUND!
Brokenhearted, Jess decides to leave New York for a fresh start. But the trek across country will not be a smooth ride. A new adventure starts here! Introducing some new faces and with the potential to become New...Champions?!
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Batman: Off-World #4 Apr 17, 2024
9.0

A fun comic with stellar art. This is right up my alley because I've wanted more deep space/cosmic odyssey books for years. Weird it's a Batman book that gives that to me.

Batman: Off-World #4

By: Jason Aaron, Doug Mahnke
Released: Apr 17, 2024

In a faraway, war-torn galaxy, Batman sets his sights on the villainous Blakksun Mining Company. But standing in his way is the most ruthless bounty hunter in the universe, a man known only as the Thanagarian.

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thecimmerian reviewed Superman #13 Apr 17, 2024
9.0

Chapter 2 keeps the action going with a well crafted story and surprising universe continuity cross over with GL and the United Planets quarantine plot. Most writers just ignore and are allowed to ignore those pesky details but not my man Joshua Williamson. Williamson is great but I will say....Lobo's not actually a man of his word lol. Far from it. Other than that I highly enjoyed this issue.

Superman #13

By: Joshua Williamson, Rafa Sandoval
Released: Apr 17, 2024

HOUSE OF BRAINIAC PART TWO! Superman and Lobo...team-up? Together, the Man of Steel and the Main Man race across the universe on a hunt for the Lobo Army and Brainiac. Can they get along long enough to get to them before Brainiac enacts the next stage of his dangerous plans to create a new House of Brainiac?!

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thecimmerian reviewed Action Comics #1064 Apr 17, 2024
9.0

This is a Superman book and Superman event done well.

Action Comics #1064

By: Joshua Williamson, Rafa Sandoval
Released: Apr 10, 2024

HOUSE OF BRAINIAC PART ONE! BRAINIAC ATTACKS! Brainiac's Lobo army invades Metropolis in an action-packed oversized issue! The Super family and all the heroes of Metropolis join the fight, but will they be enough to hold off Brainiac's lethal and crazed soldiers?! Can Superman and Lex learn what Brainiac is searching for? He's not bottling Metropol...

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thecimmerian reviewed Captain Marvel #7 Apr 17, 2024
3.5

Spoiler...



Genis-Vell deserved a better death than to be killed by Alyssa Wong's amateur hour ass.

Captain Marvel #7

By: Alyssa Wong, Jan Bazaldua
Released: Apr 17, 2024

THE UNDONE IS DONE WITH WAITING FOR THE NEGA-BANDS!
Her herald, the Omen, has so far failed to kill Captain Marvel or her pesky civilian tagalong, Yuna Yang - and the Undone's patience is up. Carol can take out just about any Earthly threat, but the Undone isn't from Earth, and the Captain has never faced an entity on this scale. With Yuna and...

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thecimmerian reviewed Avengers: Twilight #5 Apr 17, 2024
10

Damn this is good! Perfectly paced with emotional, explosive fight scenes and beautiful art. AND THAT ENDING!!!

Avengers: Twilight #5

By: Chip Zdarsky, Daniel Acuna
Released: Apr 17, 2024

America and democracy are under attack! Can THE AVENGERS of tomorrow save a country from itself, as their greatest enemy dismantles everything CAPTAIN AMERICA holds dear? It's a battle decades in the making, and no one is safe!
Rated T+

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6.5

Very bloody and dark which is what you want from a GR title but very little substance. I don't care if red hood asked or made a deal for the spirit of vengeance, it doesn't make sense why Mephisto never removed it from Johnny or Danny before now. Writers want it, so now it's a thing and common sense be damned I guess. This issue is not terrible but it's too far removed from the previous run and I more

Ghost Rider: Final Vengeance #2

By: Ben Percy, Danny Kim
Released: Apr 17, 2024

THE NEW GHOST RIDER!
There's a new Spirit of Vengeance in town and he's looking to run the place. There will be no stopping THIS rider. The mystery of Johnny Blaze's disappearance continues!
Rated T+

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4.5

Another disappointing issue of what if. There was so much that could have been done with a strange/venom character but here we get practically nothing new or exciting. The idea that Strange couldn't handle the symbiote is dumb but necessary for the story, I get that. I just wish the writer had come up with an actual reason behind why the symbiote got through the Doc's defenses so easily. The w more

What If...? Venom (2024 #3

By: Jeremy Holt, Manuel Garcia
Released: Apr 17, 2024

THE SYMBIOTE SUPREME!
NONE ARE SAFE from the Venom symbiote's permeation of every corner of yesteryear and the present alike with its inky, black tendrils...not even DOCTOR STRANGE, THE SORCERER SUPREME! BY THE CRYING CREATURES OF KLYNTAR, THIS IS ONE YOU CAN'T MISS!
Rated T+

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thecimmerian reviewed Animal Pound #3 Apr 17, 2024

I'm not going to score this book because I just can't get past a few real world facts to get at the meat of what King wants to showcase here and I think that should be what the book should be judged on...yes I'm giving King an out here. The humans don't ever come back and just abandon the building, the animals possess the ability and knowledge to run the camera and set up the funds to order every more

Animal Pound #3

By: Tom King, Peter Gross
Released: Apr 17, 2024

As freedom and democracy flourish, the animals work together to set up a steady stream of donations for the pound, and all seems well for a time.

However, tensions build as the fairness of the current system is called into question, and when Piggy the dog decides to run for election, he does something unthinkable that shocks all of the ani...

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thecimmerian reviewed Black Widow & Hawkeye #2 Apr 17, 2024
5.5

So Hawkeye, who has been going without a mask for years at this point and is an avenger, on television, known to practically everyone on earth, especially the rich and powerful, infiltrates a card game as a spy with no disguise and not one person knows who he is???? A simple fake beard and hair dye could have gone a long way here!!! WTF? I expect this from Phillips who is not the best writer bu more

Black Widow & Hawkeye #2

By: Stephanie Phillips, Paolo Villanelli
Released: Apr 17, 2024

When tensions between Black Widow's symbiote and Hawkeye put Clint's life in danger, Natasha will have to decide where her loyalties lie - and what she's willing to do to prove it. Meanwhile, Clint's enemies are moving in fast, and their uniforms seem awfully familiar...
Rated +

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